Uranus

Uranus is a giant blue ball of gas, water, uranium (thats why its called uranus), Potatoes, Cacti, Broken Glass, etc. this huge ball of stuff orbits every 84 years,

​History
Uranus started forming out of The remains of asteroids 4.5 billion years ago, when our sun formed by MAGIC (i think). Uranus was bombarded by a lot of interstellar garbage and trash. because aparantly, adam mcperson forgot to take the trash to the recycling bin and instead, spilt it across the orbit of uranus, PHOOEY! then as millions of years passed, uranus continued gobbling up even MOAR GARBAGE from when adam mcperson spilt it in orbit. which is why uranus is blue i guess.

​3 billion years ago
it was 3 billion years ago, earth has started life thanks to you guessed it, MAGIC. but the gas giants,, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (the planet im talking about), Neptune, Pluto and Planet Nine were in a hard time. they were bombarded by interstellar garbage. Uranus back then had a binary companian called uhhhh, "George". Uranus & George over time, slowly got closer, and closer and closer until. BANG! ADAM MCPERSON THREW PLANET GOERGE AT URANUS. after this section im gonna go yell at adam mcperson. anyways, so yeah, George used to be a moon of uranus until adam threw george at uranus. PHOOEY, now if you excuse me, im gonna go yell at adam mcperson

​1.3 billion years ago.
Life on uranus began as early as 1,304,562,001 B.C. i guess. Anyways, it was i dont know B.C. life on uranus flourished until one day, someone came with the laser of doom, as a result, all species on uranus gone extinct.

​today
​uranus is currently trying to recover from the laser of doom.

​Whats it like there
its chilly and its really radioactive. as a result, people who visit there have to protect themselves from the radiation.

​Weird Tilt
One of the most strange features is that is has a strange tilt. scientists are not sure why. but it may be because adam mcperson decided to TILT URANUS FOR NO REASON OR IT COULD BE THAT COLLISION WITH GEORGE