Pluto

Pluto is a giant boring ball of ice and rock that NASA wants to Explore but can't because mr.somebody always throws the probes into the garbage can. But new horizons was saved by NASA. And why is this giant ice ball in the planets category?.

History
Pluto was a UN buffer zone between the Planets and Kuiper Donut. This is due to a disagreement between the kuiper donut and the planets colonizing them. But before then, it was discovered in 1930s by Clyde Tombaugh and was named after Mickey mouses dog, Pluto. Disney saw this as copyright and sued NASA. Even though it's not possible.

The disagreement
In 1950, a war between the solar system started, they argued on who should get Pluto. Luna wanted it because it's hers, but Luan disagreed, then the entire world got into disagreement on who gets Pluto. Then an idea rose, the United States says everyone can have Pluto, everyone liked the idea and agreed. But Neptune and planet nine are still arguing because they need Pluto more. So they went to a tug of war and throw kuiper donut objects at each other. We call this event, the Planet Nine-Neptunian wars.

demotion to boring Kuiper donut object aka dwarf planet
In 2006, The IAU demoted Pluto to a dwarf planet. a small tiny ball of ice. Orbiting beyond Neptune.

Many people except Wunnerpedian Users wanted this Thing back to Planets, well guess what... TOO BAD,

Its sadness
Pluto is also known for having the Record for being the Most Lamest, Dullest And Saddest Planet, It’s heart-shaped feature is also sad, Scientists conclude it will continue to get sad. It has a history of lameness, and and Has a future of being lamer. So Lame It will just not even care anymore.

Feautures
Theres nothing special about this Terrible excuse of a Planet. I’m not kidding, Look at It, Those canyons are Just Construction marks.

It’s heart, Oh you think it’s a sign that we love Pluto like many people suggest? WRONG!