How to build a solar eclipse bunker

Hey you! Didn't you hear? THE 2017 SOLAR ECLIPSE WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING 😱. Well luckily for u. I have a guide on how to build a solar eclipse bunker/shelter. That way. We can all be safe. But the question is: how to build one?

How to build
Step 1: Gather a bunch of wood, bricks, sticks, food, water, furniture etc.

Step 2: Get all your friends to come if they don't wanna see the eclipse.

Step 3: have a radio.

Step 4: wait for eclipse to end.

implications that the solar eclipse is about to come
1. A bunch of wildfires in Oregon happen.

2. The sky turning dark.

3. Flying dolphins.

4. Hearing Freddy fazbears laugh.

5. Me eating my shoe.

If all this fails
THEN EVACUATE!