User blog:KowBoyz78/WunnerNews: Voyager 1 Found Planet 9, About to perform a flyby

NASA has confirmed The Planet Nine is real based on photographs captured by thingy called voyager 1.

what is a voyager 1
Voyager 1 was a giant trashpile that was launched in 1977, Then in I dunno.. 1978 it flew past Jupiter for no reason and took photos of its boring moons. So boring. Then it went passed saturn in 1980 and took pictures of its moons and some of the great Saturnian kraken. Then after it went to Titan. A giant Spahgetti Kraken camped by and threw voyager 1 I dunno a few 888383838383983938472948929389282739283939929393hi2882 miles away.