User blog:KowBoyz78/WunnerNews: NASA discovers a weird thing the size of 56,000 luna louds

At some unknown time, NASA confirmed they have found a giant space... thing  called A/2017 U1 i guess. the object is about the 96x size of luna loud. it was discovered by some thing called Pan-STARRS, wait WELL PHOOEY PAN-STARRS IT SHOULD BE "PAN-STARS". where was i? oh right. its also half the size of the magic pebble, infact, it passes earth 60x the distance of the moon and 120x the distance of the magic pebble.

​BUT WAIT! How did they find it
the answer is simple. while Pan-STARRS was tracking activity of the magic pebble, they saw a tiny spot which they named U1. but lincoln loud suggested names like "Serpent" or "Quasar" but it was not approved sadly. well phooey adam mcperson, you threw a piece of bread at me.

​Could have it came from the solar junkyard?
Whats the solar junkyard you may ask? well its a giant belt of Abandoned Spacecraft, Spacecraft parts, dead comets, white dwarfs, brown dwarfs, Dead Planets, Scrapped Spacecraft and other trash. its also home to planet nine, tyche and planet X, a potato speculates that the this "Thing" came from the solar junkyard

This one continued
At some random time I guess, it was given the name 1I/‘Oumuamua Also I looked really close at the object and just realized something, it’s actually a delicious churro, so uhhh, mystery solved?