User blog:KowBoyz78/WunnerNews: NASA to kill Cassini by throwing it into saturn

Tomorrow, the National Awesomly Space Agency AKA NASA plans on throwing Cassini into Saturn to die, it will be destroyed by the Giant Saturnian Kraken, which will take Cassini to be food for the other Saturnian Kraken, there it would study about the the Giant Squids and Octopuses that live there. For the end of the mission, NASA placed a secret instrument on Cassini called the "Charlies Kraken Cam" or CHALKcam, because it was made from chalk, yeah whatever

What is Cassini?
Cassini was a giant piece of junk that was sent to saturn, the ringed planet that most people find NOT SO INTERESTING, then it sent this garbage called Huygens to Saturns moon Titan to find out data about the useless moon, you know what, I quit

why NASA wanna get rid of Cassini?
1. NASA and ESA (European's Spectacular Agency) Called Cassini-Huygens Junk

2. They wanna Blow up I mean learn about the Saturnian Kraken

Big news!
September 14th 2017, 8:25 PM, NASA confirmed that Cassini has reached the Saturnian Ocean, and took this handsome photograph it will study saturns marine life

more big news!
NASA has confirmed that There's another probe on Cassini that will be sent to explore the Saturnian oceans, the probes name is The "SAturn Mineralogy Unicellular ExpLoration" or SAMUEL, it has a lot of instruments and will take boring pictures.

You know what, I quit